Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

May the magic rise in YOU!

When God closes a door He does not always open a window. Sometimes He wants you to sit in the quiet darkness while He transforms your fear into trust. How long that takes, is often up to you!

Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth

Boundaries don't protect rivers, people do.

The only thing harder than getting a new idea into the military mind is to get an old one out.

None is offended but by himselfe.

I've got around 400 cookbooks.

The siren song of redistribution of wealth by centralized government never ceases for those who seek irreversible and unusurpable control over the lives and liberties of private citizens.

There is nothing more productive of problems than a really good solution.

I think the deafness affects me more than I realise I think it makes me more tired. I loathe parties. I attend, smile and leave.