Well, I hope your hard self enjoys flogging the bishop tonight!

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

The first kiss plummeted him down a hole and popped him out into a world he thought he could get along in—as if he’d been pulling hard the wrong way and was now turned around headed downstream.

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment.

Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.

Women who bear children before they establish serious habits of work, may never establish them at all.

I've never really been interested in doing a solo piano tour.

When I was younger, I used to write to directors when I was unsure I could play a role. I'd say: 'You've made a terrible mistake.'

The true doctrine of omnipresence is, that God reappears with all his parts in every moss and cobweb.

A mature society understands that at the heart of democracy is argument.

Its sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues.

Flying saucers are nothing more than miracles, and they occur essentially to bedevil science.