Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.

There is no normal life, there's just life.

Dave Rudabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.

My hypocrisy only goes so far.

Conflict follows wrongdoing as surely as flies follow the herd.

If I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it.

It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Why should I obtain by force that which I can obtain by cheating?

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Forgive me if I don't shake hands.

I make mistakes like the next man. In fact, being--forgive me--rather cleverer than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly huger.

You have to pay attention to the road even if you don't know where you're going.

Sure, we thought the acresThat we tilled were sacred, But how could we have knownThat wheat can haunt like ghosts

The inquiries of the jurist are in truth prosecuted much as inquiry in physic and physiology was prosecuted before observation had taken the place of assumption.

Self-importance requires spending most of one's life offended by something or someone.

One's self-image and image of the future have a great deal to do with what that person is motivated to do and able to do, as well as the extent to which he is able to change his behavior.

God hates violence. He has ordained that all men fairly possess their property, not seize it.

I am primarily a loner. I don't go to clubs. I don't hang out with people. I don't know many people. It's just the way it ended up. It's not a sob story; it's fine for me.

There's always someone willing to believe malicious rumours.