Well, I'm never happier than when I'm acting.

We all approached doing a sequel with great trepidation and skepticism.

But I did have two months off between Loser and the start of Prozac Nation. So, it was supposed to be Jason time, right? My time to enjoy myself away from movies.

I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

Getting married has shifted my focus, in such a profound way. You just realize, "Oh, I can't be so selfish anymore. There's someone else."

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

I like to think what I bring to the table is kind of a sympathetic and endearing quality, even while I'm playing outcasts or characters that end up in outlandish situations.

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

People would see me on a Nickelodeon commercial, and I would hear about it the next day in school

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real.

The scientific community says that if you even mention God as causes of anything scientific, you're gone.

We all make mistakes, some bigger than others, but none of us is perfect.

Massive progress has been made in the last five years. More progress has to be made in terms of fiscal union and banking union.

I went to a middle-class school, but my background is working class. I got the best of both worlds, I saw both classes, so I have a pretty fair idea of how people live and why they do it.

It’s not about the amount of time you devote but rather what you devote to that time that counts.

Love, you know, seeks to make happy rather than to be happy.

My father was one of 11. He was an attorney. My mother worked for the Syracuse newspaper as a columnist before she became a stay-at-home mother.

It is certain because it is possible.