Well, I never got to meet Jack Nicholson.

Guns are evil! And very little good comes from the availability of a bullet designed to kill human beings!

It is tough to say what has influenced me the most because I know that Mozart makes me think better, but you cannot beat Dave Matthews for feeling good!

Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?

Life can only be understood backwards.

And it is easy to believe you are not good enough if you listen to everybody else.

There are a couple of teachers I have had without whose influence I would not be as happy with who I am.

If I couldn't broadcast baseball games, I think I would make a good impression on people.

I used to get some flack from my agents because I wouldn't even audition for parts where the hero uses violent force to be a hero.

It is important to make the fans that support me feel supported.

I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations.

Ever hurt so bad you want to scream ... or scream so much it hurts.

I can lend you my money not my books.

The laugh left a bitter taste in our mouths, but we laughed out all the same.

He glared at Mr. Diddley’s yellow-toothed smile, and thought how he’d like to shove a toothbrush in his mouth and teach him how to use it.

I just have beautiful memories of what has happened in my life.

My father died in 1930, but if you told him or anybody almost in that time that you'd be able to sit back in England and watch a cricket game in Australia, they'd have you put in the loony bin.

It's our hearts and brains that we should exercise more often. You can put on all the makeup you want, but it won't make your soul pretty.

With that locker room I could sleep there after games.

What makes a champion is not how elegantly you start, but how strongly you finish...!!

Some of the most cutthroat auditions youll have as an actor are when youll have three words to say.