Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.

I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.

I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.

People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.

Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.

Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.

Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.

I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.

I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.

I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.

When you catch yourself slipping into a pool of negativity, notice how it derives from nothing other than resistance to the current situation.

Literature will save me it's the only certainty i am sure of.

Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

To be poor is to suffer. It's the kind of suffering that freezes the heart stone cold.

It took us in this country 11 years to get from the Declaration of Independence to the Constitution.

If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes.

Don't you hear people saying things you can't believe they're saying?

The funding of mobile first companies will increase significantly.

If today were your last, would you do what you're doing? Or would you love more, give more, forgive more?

Although your time and attention are finite, the demands on your time and attention are infinite.