Well, I was named after Mick Jagger's daughter, Jade Jagger. How emasculating is it to be named after a girl! But I think I handled it well, it's not like I ended up wearing makeup and girl's pants.

I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do

Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.

Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here. That would really confuse it if you tried to call it over to you.

You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Halloween emotions.

I have a poorly done tribal armband that i got when i was 16, i love showing it to people because it totally sucks

I love your duck with all its ducky goodness!

I could probably say a lot of things, but I'm not sure they'd be fit for publication.

To just write one song to then go and play huge festivals all around the world it's exciting and it's never really been the case.

Sometimes you might be a fan of bands but you don't know where they're from.

The day hope shall die, perplexity shall kill so many people. In so far as hope is alive, keep hoping!

Trust is a fragile thing. All it takes is a single moment in time, or a single word, to destroy what took a lifetime to build.

A true master is an eternal student

I do what I do instinctively, and that’s me. If you like me, that’s fine; if you don’t like me then don’t watch me.

Humanity's collective mission in the cosmos lies in the practice of compassion.

Losers make promises they often break. Winners make commitments they always keep.

In history-as-politics, the 'future' is that vacuum in time waiting to be filled with the antics of statesmen.

He is able who think he is able.

He who confesses magic or sorcery shall do penance for the time of murder, and shall be treated in the same manner as he who convicts himself of this sin.

OK, so truth hurts - but what else does truth do?