Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Unless you leave the known paths, no one will realize your footprints!

A lot of parents make you feel very awkward when you meet them.

We don't need magic to change the world.

Nature heals under the auspices of the medical profession.

But unlike Hillary Clinton, I know that flying is an activity, not an accomplishment.

I find you can often find humor just by turning something upside-down. Like a... small child.

Believing requires action.

I'm not the perfect bride after all.

I think that a lot of times, I trust people I shouldn't, and it turns out right, and it makes me feel a little better about it.

Too many people are living in a prison that they have themselves manufactured.