Well Mike, I'm abnormal.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Don't believe everything you think!

And so sometimes I would think how the devil had conquered God.

I love you right up to the moon - and back.

Possessed of courage but devoid of morality, a superior man will make trouble while a small man will be a brigand.

Show my head to the people. It is worth seeing.

The theater, when it is potent enough to deserve its ancestry, is always dangerous; that is why it is instinctively feared by people who do not want change, but only preservation of the status quo.

The dangerous glorification of the nation state, and the baiting of minorities that goes along with it, releases an anti-democratic energy.

To glorify democracy and to silence the people is a farce; to discourse on humanism and to negate people is a lie.

Practice restraint over the following: appetite, first, as well as sleep, lust, and anger.

I'm never going to write a whole paragraph describing what a living room looks like.