Well, The Dirty Dozen was like a vacation.

End your day with a smile, a happy thought, and a grateful heart.

When the War ended in 1945, I started selling vacuum cleaners door to door. Then I sold insurance door to door. I even tried selling cars.

That tv box has a tremendous capacity to reach people.

Without chiropractic care, I couldn't have existed with my work as a TV and film actor.

I seldom ever missed a Gary Cooper picture if I could manage to see it.

Because I had worked the river boats some summers, pushing as far as New Orleans, I joined the Merchant Marine.

As a youngster I worked the river boats going down the Mississippi and Illinois Rivers, pushing barges to Chicago, then all the way down to New Orleans.

I think you always have regrets.

Another thing I recall was falling in love with Shirley Temple when I was nine or ten.

The familiarity of his kiss breathes me back to life.

I wasted time and now doth time waste me.

If you're going to be a footballer, be a great one.If you're going to have a dream, dream big.

We urge President Bush to abstain from the National Missile Defense, just as we urge China, India and Pakistan to discontinue their nuclear arsenals.

But there's still an avenue for smaller comics and personal expression

A lovely evening of new idioms and fresh mozzarella.

There's no question that the main location of al Qaeda is in tribal areas of Pakistan.

Memory: what wonders it performs in preserving and storing up things gone by - or rather, things that are

The best advice I got from my dad? Wear a condom.

Worry... is rust upon the blade.