Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.

Rabbi, the Sacred Teacher, Jesus Christ.

God is the inevitability of humanity’s search for true meaning.

You can’t put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get.

Those who arrived on America's tanks are not credible in Iraq.

Poverty, disease, sorrow, imprisonment and other evils are the fruits borne by the tree of one's own sins.

There are no limits, you are only limited by however far you want to be limited

The premonition of madness is complicated by the fear of lucidity in madness, the fear of the moments of return and reunion... One would welcome chaos if one were not afraid of lights in it.

Fed role - legal system, currency & defense, within its means.

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success.

The only guide to a man's conscience, the only shield to his memory is the rectitude and sincerity of his actions.