Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Shadows only come to life in our imaginations.Unfortunately for me, I've got a very vivid imagination.

A degree helps to a degree, but your work is largely what you create it to be.

The get over a bad break up just get a good hair cut.It really works

Happiness is only to be found in a recurrence to the principles of human nature; and these will prompt very simple measures.

The United States will not be in Afghanistan forever.

If you want to move through a virtual reality it’s called a video game, it’s been around forever.

Gleason became like a mentor of mine. I had Gleason helping me on television, Godfrey on radio.

You don't have to be a preacher to talk about what matters, and you don't have to drop the pleasures of style

When you're trapped in an abusive home environment you can feel completely hopeless and lost. Remember that situations can change with time, and that it won't be this way forever.

The dreamers of the day are dangerous... for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.