Well, as everyone knows, once witchcraft gets started, there's no stopping it.

Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!

"We speak different languages, as usual," responded Woland, "but this does not change the things we speak about. Well?..."

Cowardice is the most terrible of vices.

Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that.

What would your good do if evil didn't exist, and what would the earth look like if all the shadows disappeared?

You should never ask anyone for anything. Never- and especially from those who are more powerful than yourself.

he was coming to understand he could not come to rectify anything in his life, only forget.

Yes, man is mortal, but that would be only half the trouble. The worst of it is that he's sometimes unexpectedly mortal—there's the trick!

But what can be done, the one who loves must share the fate of the who is loved.

The tongue may hide the truth but the eyes—never!

I won't be affected by your charm nor I will trap you into marriage. I've been there once, never again.- Kristine

You, Jane, I must have you for my own--entirely my own.

A good organization is like a box of crayons. You need different colors of the spectrum, but all the crayons should fit in the box.

I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.

It would be as naive to study the song of the nightingale, as it would be ridiculous to try and win a King's Gambit against a representative of the old chess guard.

If I give up nine runs on nine hits, I tip my hat.

Your soul sings to mine. My soul is yours, and it always will be, in any world. No matter what happens. I need you to remember that I love you.

Maybe he was Filipino. Was that in Asia? Probably. Asia's out-of-control huge.

Mind is the absence of meditation. The moment meditation arises in you, mind is found nowhere.

Failure can either be a stepping stone to success or a stumbling to defeat.