Well, basically, when you get SNL, everyone wants to take a meeting, just in case you end up being good.

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.

It's just cool to be involved in something that's that big and joyous and meant to make people feel happy.

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it.

I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view.

I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I'm not a rapper.

If I was any more on edge, I'd be Bono.

As long as I get to be doing what I love, which is making comedy and that kind of thing, I feel lucky that I get to.

People will tell me, "Oh, my kid watches your show on their iPad, over and over again until they memorize." And I'm like, "Wow, I was that kid watching other shows. That's the coolest!"

The knowledge and successful pursuit of your destiny brings riches into your world

Happiness isn’t in the absence of problems but the strength to overcome.

Scripture is filled with examples of men and women whom God used late in life, often with great impact - men and women who refused to use old age as an excuse to ignore what God wanted them to do.

It is no longer a matter of expressing reality, but of expressing what one feels about reality.

Language is a personality as well. People are different when they speak different languages.

We don't ask a flower any special reason for its existence. We just look at it and are able to accept it as being something different from ourselves.

In the end, as a leader, you are always going to get a combination of two things: what you create and what you allow.

It's like a mathematical law, Grace.

Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.