Well, before the New Deal...[The Emancipation Proclamation] would be a good start.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Faithfulness in little things will prepare you for greater tasks from God.

Art is the consciousness of currency.

It is reasonable to hope that in the not too distant future we shall be competent to understand so simple a thing as a star.

What people forget is that every movie that gets made keeps making money for somebody FOREVER.

The history of this country was made largely by people who wanted to be left alone. Those who could not thrive when left to themselves never felt at ease in America.

A rattlesnake that doesn't bite teaches you nothing.

Let us pray for peace in Africa, especially in the Central African Republic and in South Sudan.

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge.

It's okay if you finish cooking something easy after your guests arrive - some dishes must be prepared a la minute, as chefs say. Just remember to keep talking.

People have recognized me sometimes but not much. I'm glad my life isn't too different. I don't want it to be.