Well behaved women do not make history.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

By not making your own choices, you give up power to change your life.

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

People will always say all sorts of stuff. Let them. I'm enjoying my life

Make faithfulness and truth thy masters: have no friends unlike thyself: be not ashamed to mend thy faults.

The average investor's return is significantly lower than market indices due primarily to market timing.

We all have one thing in common: Happy New Year! It's a clean slate.

The self... is not an organic thing that has a specific location, whose fundamental fate is to be born, to mature, to die; it is a dramatic effect arising diffusely from a scene that is presented.

For one cannot change, that is to say become another person, while continuing to acquiesce to the feelings of the person one no longer is.

Everywhere you go you hear things that are untrue. You've just got to learn that if I don't say it, physically out of my mouth, on camera, it's not true.