Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!

I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.

Don't you dare hit me in the head, you know I'm not normal!

I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf.

I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!

A simple job for simple people.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.

I tried to think but nothing happened!

Connie, giving her thoughts on why Vinnie's hot temper is less than normal, says: "Lucille must have fed him a Vallium smoothie this morning.

Freedom lies at the heart of my willingness to lose everything

It is, I admit, mere imagination; but how often is imagination the mother of truth?

I've got everything I need: a nice piece of land with hawks and owls and incredible sunsets, and the good will of my neighbors.

Immitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Going forward, as we work to strengthen our border in the interests of homeland security, we must also recognize the economic importance of immigration reform.

I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.

Eating wholesome foods and getting plenty of sleep is crucial for me.

Religion is the balm of the people.

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.