Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

The BBC is a victim of its own independence.

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

Sometimes what a person needs most is to be forgiven.

Anything is possible on a train: a great meal, a binge, a visit from card players, an intrigue, a good night's sleep, and strangers' monologues framed like Russian short stories.

Profit and bottom line, the contemporary mantra, eliminates the very source of architectural expression.

If you want to do your duty properly, you should do just a little more than that.

I've been an amateur photographer since my teens.

There are few secrets in football. So execute.

In the Iowa senate, I helped pass the largest tax cut in state history - returning over four billion dollars in savings and putting more money back in the pockets of hard-working Iowa families.

How much blood makes a 'bloodbath'?

I put a spell on you and now you're mine. You can't stop the things I do. I ain't lying.

Follow the argument wherever it leads.