Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person.

I think anyone who has an opinion, and voices it, will offend someone.

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.

I was fine, until I was born. And it's been downhill ever since.

Base not your joy on the deeds of others. For what has been given can be taken away.

People ask how I learned to play bass with one hand. Well, with a face like mine, you learn to do a lot of things with one hand.

We live to avoid death, we exist to avoid unexistence

It's bad poetry executed by people that can't sing. That's my definition of Rap.

I hate the human race. Of course, therefore, I hate myself the most, because I am the least of the human race.

I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday.

It seems to be that southern Europeans are just more intimate socially, whereas I like a lot of personal space - like, a mile from the nearest person is fine for me.

This was what it meant to be human, to know that time moved and all things changed.

The qualities that one needs to be a good goalkeeper are exactly the same as to be a good sculptor. In both professions one should have a good relationship with time and space.

Laws that do not embody public opinion can never be enforced.

One of the things I love, and I'm a voracious reader as well as a writer, is books that surprise me, that are not predictable.

I'm a professional singer. I have a theory that all actors want to be rock stars, and all rock stars want to be actors. I spent my whole school life forming boy bands.

I think that's quite a good message, it's not about being the best, it's about doing your best.

I was very lucky with 'Soap' and 'Who's the Boss,' which was great fun, and then went on 'Coach' and 'Everybody Loves Raymond.' I've been truly blessed, and the work has all been fun and a joy.

It takes a good crisis to get us going. When we feel fear and we fear loss we are capable of quite extraordinary things.

Frank Zhang: lumbering klutz, child of Mars, part-time pachyderm.

Prejudice, not being founded on reason, cannot be removed by argument.