Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

Zero-zero is a big score.

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.

You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past they'll take the ball.

Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.

For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field.

Women should be in the kitchen, the discotheque and the boutique, but not in football.

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it

You don't want to be giving away free-kicks in the penalty area.

A maggot is just another life form.

Our children are obese, either have or being threatened by diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and not socially adjusting properly to others because of a lack of fitness.

Laughter is born out of the discovery of the contradictory.

I began to live as if there were no one save God and me in the world.

It s funny to see a hatchling like you beaten by the old one.

I'd like to be remembered by two simple words: any two words, as long as they're simple.

People like nonfiction presented to them in a certain way, so that they don't have to think about whether it's true or not. They like it to have that imprimatur of respectability, of genuineness.

Mediocre minds usually dismiss anything which reaches beyond their own understanding.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

The moon does not think to be reflected, nor does the water think to reflect, in the Hirosawa Pond.