Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

How can you say you're not in love with

Waiting hurts. Forgetting hurts. But not knowing which decision to take can sometimes be the most painful...

Emotion... a weird sense of human....strong handling make us numb....loose handling make us dumb...

I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days.

If there are any gods whose chief concern is man, they can't be very important gods.

Spend unbroken chunks of time with the most important people in your life.

From the start to the end it was ugly and a painful game to watch.

Be passionate about something and lean to that strength.

I suspect that even though the various questions are difficult and many, they are not as difficult and many as those we faced when we started the Apollo [space program] in 1961.

Things you grew up watching, they just stay with you. They form what you like to do.