Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

Sometimes, things need to change, because there just isn't any way for them to stay the same.

Being disciplined with an ego that makes you to feel like you can never be disciplined by any other person is "indiscipline".

I want my wife and children to travel always with me and share good things and bad things. That's what the family is for.

That particular odyssey is now over. My mind is now at rest.

You can't talk of the dangers of snake poisoning and not mention snakes.

Life only makes any sense if we can see time how God does. Past, present, and future all at once.

It's not only music. It's not only art. It's a community. It's a sense of having a place to belong.

Forgive everyone everything.

Bird and bear and hare and fish, give my love her fondest wish.

The Creator favors the man who LOVES over the man who HATES. If you teach hatred to your children, one day your child will have that hatred reflected back onto them...and onto YOU.