Well, folks. That's the greatest open in the history of television -- bar none!

I will give you a show that you've never ever seen before, why?...Because I can

If you're gonna use me as a stepping stone, you'd better step hard!

I am the showstopper. The main event. The Icon that can still go.

Don't hunt what you can't kill

The HeartBreak Kid Lays Down For absolutely... NOBODY!!!

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Shawn Michaels has left the building.

Unless You Puke, Faint or Die, Keep Going!

There's a first time for everything when I'm involved.

It's time to stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!

I'm frugal. I'm not a very acquisitive woman. I never waste food. If you prepare your own food, you engage with the world, it tastes alive. It tastes good.

A good teacher offers practice, a bad one offers theories.

In Paris one could have the eyes of a cat (as he did) and tell people it was a trick of fashion.

After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight.

All athletic accomplishments begin with volition; that is, the desire and willpower necessary to succeed. Volition affects more than thoughts and feelings - it affects physical performance.

...when you buy just two or three tons from a grower, they see the artisan work you do with their grapes, and then they want to give you their good fruit. By keeping small I can put my heart into it.

Pain is the world. I don't have anywhere to run.

Everything is true,' he said. 'Everything anybody has ever thought.' 'Will you be all right?' 'I'll be all right,' he said, and thought, And I'm going to die. Both those are true, too.

In many cases, a bout with sickness stretches your soul, opens your eyes, and introduces you to a world of unimagined grandeur, possibility and joy.