Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies.

You know why Love Doesn't get Honest To you ?

This is the highest wisdom that I own freedom and life are earned by those alone who conquer them each day anew.

If we had not driven them into hell... hell would have swallowed us.

When I was little, I thought about becoming a lawyer like my parents, and my mother would always tell me, "You can do anything you want - except be a lawyer."

We're sharing things in our lives everyday that we wouldn't have picked up the phone to talk about ten years ago.

The thing I miss about Air Force One is they don't lose my luggage.

During my lifetime, America has been constantly waging war against much of humanity: impoverished people mostly, in stricken places.

All humor is rooted in pain.

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

Personality and socialization aren't the same thing.