Well, having no intelligence, I'm looking forward to gaining some, whether artificial, superficial or super-duper.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

You are the vessels of endless love. Your little, soft and melting heart is always carrying it for you and all, endlessly.

The greatest freedom in this world is a sense of self detached from appearances so that we may sacrifice today’s comforts for tomorrow’s opportunities.

If you find a book you like on Amazon, please buy it somewhere else!

Release Lady Mirabelle and the kitten or I’ll run you through, skewering your belly, pinching out your life.

People call you this or that. But I can't respond because then it seems like I'm defensive, you know, what does it matter, really?

You know, I do not know, I just want to date someone who makes me happy.

You can't substitute promise after promise with known violators of prior promises at the expense of protecting ourselves or setting an example.

The eagle has no liberty; he only has loneliness.

Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants.

I'm working on 'Buffy: Deep Space Nine'. It will be dark and badly received.