Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

May God continue to give us strength for our daily work.

Cry your grief to God. Howl to the heavens. Tear your shirt. Your hair. Your flesh. Gouge your eyes. Carve out your heart. And what will you get from Him? Only Silence. Indifference.

The truth is revealed to those who desire to know, but also to those who will take the time to take action to counter or further the truths they have come to know..

Part of you thinks that you are not going to die because part of you is not going to die.

All of us are heaven-sent, and there was never meant to be only one.

Two people can care for each other but not want the same things.

This is the purpose of theology. By it my life becomes clearer and more conscious.

Nobody in this country realizes that cap and trade is a tax, and it's a great big one.

Those that are afraid to buy are always afraid to sell.

You mean a bad heel?" I said. "Couldn't I just, like, wear something besides sandals? No offense." -Percy