Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Some things in life are too complicated to explain in any language.

The church should not be pampered but rather prepare for, and expect, persecution—for it is Christ’s body on earth.

You live to poison every beautiful flower that you come in contactwith- I pray for the next girlyou may or may notdestroy

I need them to be aware and present with me in the midst of the storm, not just tell me what to do.

Some of my poems indicate that I am writing while living alone after a split with a woman, and I've had many splits with women. I need solitude more often when I'm not writing than when I am.

Happiness comes uninvited: and the moment that you are conscious that you are happy, you are no longer happy.

I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back.

The war between being and nothingness is the underlying illness of the twentieth century. Boredom slays more of existence than war.

Being queen is overrated.

My dad can be pretty critical sometimes.