Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems

Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.

A star on top will complete all the scenery!

You cannot stop the unstoppable

Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.

Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.

My main regret in life is that there is no MacArthur Fellowship awarded in the field of Panda Satire.

I am favor of cutting taxes under any circumstances and for any excuse, for any reason, whenever it's possible.

I like to write about the solitary things people do. Humans seem to function best when they're alone.

Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.

The greatest glory never comes from falling, but from rising each time you fall.

The biggest surprise has been making the adjustment after losing a game. In the NBA you could lose tonight and you have to put that game behind you because you have another game the next night.

Let us read with method, and propose to ourselves an end to which our studies may point. The use of reading is to aid us in thinking.

Few of us have vitality enough to make any of our instincts imperious.

Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas.