Well, of all the bacon-brained, sapskulled, squirish, buffle-headed nodcocks!

I’d much rather have good teeth than have diamonds and roses drop out of my mouth whenever I said something

Ideas are the easy part. The hard part is writing them down.

How can you know it's the best, if you don't learn about anything else?

In short, if we wish to see anything sensible done about the situation, we will clearly have to do it ourselves.

May you and your triple cursed wash water turn purple with orange spots and fall down a bottomless pit!

Always be polite to a dragon. It's harder than it sounds. Dragon etiquette is incredibly complicated, and if you make a mistake, the dragon eats you.

Murphy is a writer's best friend, but you have to keep an eye on him, or he'll steal the silver.

Sometimes, though, you have to do things for family, even if you'd rather not.

You can't force folks to have good sense, even if they're family. Maybe especially then.

Humility is as good for the soul as it is for the memory

Passion is the 'not-so-secret' ingredient to success. Passion drives hard work, persistence and creativity.

According to a new survey, 40 percent of adults in Mexico say they would move to the United States if they got a chance. The number would have been higher, but the other 60 percent already live here.

Freedom stretches only as far as the limits of our consciousness.

When u have this spirit of excellence, u do the right thing always :even if no one is watching you.

He missed his imagined future.

Many are attracted to social service - the rewards are immediate, the gratification quick. But if we have social justice, we won't need social service.

I don't like the human race in general. We are the only species who hunt for sport, who kill due to emotional need.

You have the power to change your thoughts and your thoughts have the power to change your life.

The more power government has to provide things, the more power it has to dictate terms.

The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who was really bad at math.