Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

I criticize by creation, not by finding fault.

On the stairs he was crying so much he hardly saw where he was going - not a mad boo-hoo but wailing sheets of tears, shaken into funny groans by the bump of each step as he hurried down.

Get your "MENTAL" weight up, it stays FOREVER, money has no staying power!

Her today's silence is the unheard shouts from past that you never listened.

A slow smile spread across his lips, and he threaded his fingers through mine. "I can see why I like you.

Success is about enjoying what you have and where you are, while pursuing achievable goals.

The technical process which is interesting in it's own right but I think the creative process is what's more intriguing to me.

Watching a movie from beginning to end is like reading, because even though what you see are images, they are telling you a story

The guiding principle of this Nation has been, is now, and ever shall be IN GOD WE TRUST.

Bow, bow, ye lower middle classes! Bow, bow, ye tradesmen, bow, ye masses!