Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)

Tragedy and adversary are the stones we sharpen our swords against so we can fight new battles.

I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba)

Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids.

If it is our destiny to be hit by the train, we will be hit by the train. The only thing we can change is how the train turns us into a hamburger.

Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity. I say we press on.

Nothing from man's hands, nor law, nor constitution, can be final. Truth alone is final.

What I ate for breakfast on school mornings was one buttered roll--a soft roll, not a hard roll--and one cup of cocoa; any attempt to alter this menu I regarded as a plot to poison me.

The best way to make money in business is not to think too much about making it.

none but the unhappy are worthy of friends; if your soul had never suffered never could you have entered mine.

My mother put me on birth control as soon as I told her I wanted to go on it. I was 16. I was very young.

Reducing the thinking required to take the next action increases the likelihood of the desired behavior occurring unconsciously.

Truth is error burned up.

I don't think I'm the gift of the world - I just do what I do, and I love it and I've been lucky.

I live in Brooklyn. By choice. Those ignorant of its allures are entitled to wonder why.

A dash is a mark of separation stronger than a comma, less formal than a colon, and more relaxed than parentheses.