Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But I've been in it 36 years and I'm used to it.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

Women marry men hoping they will change. They don't. Men marry women hoping they won't change. They do.

Our United States "State religion" has become Secular Humanism which has no "separation from the State.

There's nothing good about diversity, other than the food, and we don't need 128 million Mexicans for the restaurants.

I truly love being an actor. I love it with all my heart and soul, and I hope that I get to do it for a very long time.

Rock and roll seems to have had a mellowing in the business where it got harder to sell individual records and make money doing that.

They were bound for college, husbands, child-rearing, unhappiness only dimly perceived- bound, in other words, for life.

Get the better of yourself - this is the best kind of victory.

I'm kind of glad the web is sort of totally anarchic. That's fine with me.

The Heart that is not in love will fail the test.

Living with someone you love can be lonelier than living entirely alone, if the on that you love doesn't love you.