Well that was the silliest tea party I ever went to! I am never going back there again!

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Invest in yourself, because you will only ever achieve the level of success that matches your level of wisdom.

The truth cannot be asserted without denouncing the falsehood.

Any manipulation of the Scriptures to make them speak peace to the natural man is evil and can only lead to ruin.

In the midst of events there is no perspective.

I'm so dependent on reacting to the other actors on the set, and to the director. I'm very responsive. I react. And I treasure the energy that reaction gives.

I tend to not really care for re-makes in general. Mainly they are horrible.

The best battle is the battle that is never fought. The best war is the war that is won without a battle.

How old are you? I asked her. "Old enough to know better." she said.

My fans are a huge superpower for me and my survival.

What does it mean to be too black for Hollywood? It's self-explanatory. Hollywood has certain kinds of blacks that they like.