Well, the Lord is going to get another one.

What a strange world. We trade our days for things.

Because God took one look at Adam and said, 'Wow. This guy's going to need all the help he can get.' And here we are.

I am an optimist. I think, as bad as life sometimes gets, there is so much joy and so much good stuff, that there is a balance.

This is something that's very special; people saying they watch me play who are now turning professional.

I'm Canadian, but no, I don't speak French.

I didn't do too much. I came here (to The Magic Castle) and learned about magic. I read a book, but not his father's book. Sorry about that.

Wit as an instrument of revenge is as infamous as art is as a means of sensual titillation.

Never take advice from anyone in a tie. They'll bankrupt you. Don't ask a general for advice on war, and don't ask a broker for advice on money.

It was a pleasure to burn.

The calculus of utility aims at supplying the ordinary wants of man at the least cost of labour.