Well, the chairman of Federal Reserve just made his move to rescue Barack Obama. We're gonna have QE3. We're gonna print some more money.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Myrnin was silent for a beat, and then he said, "Bob would be very disappointed in you.

Gratitude is a Short-Cut which Speeds the Journey to Love :-)

Life is too short, you know? You have to make the best of it. Do things most teenagers wouldn’t do.

The romantic embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

A second can feel like forever if what follows is heartbreak.

There is a more excellent way, of love and nonviolent protest.

Nobody has a franchise on what is good.

I have never tried to compare myself to anyone else.