Well the frog men finally got Rosie.

You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.

I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.

We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.

I have no ax to grind. I was lucky. I played. How many guys play high school, college football never play pro football?

The two saddest moments of my life were when my mother died and when I was told I couldn't play football for the Colts anymore.

He runs like a camel. A really pissed off camel.

I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.

The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids.

I went to college to play football, not to study it.

I never met a cold cut I didn't like.

... reason andlove keep little company together now-a-days...

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.

Sometimes I imagine myself looking back on right now and I think like where will I be standing when I look back Will right now look like the beginning of a great life or... or what

Good thinkers always prime the pump of ideas. They always look for things to get the thinking process started, because what you put in always impacts what comes out.

The brain has muscles for thinking as the legs have muscles for walking.

I like being around people that mean what they say.

Don't be a victim; if you want to make movies, make movies.

Silence is the necessary space around things that allows them to develop and flourish without my pushing.

We insist that society should conform to our own subjective illusion of reality.

People seldom live up to their baby pictures.