Well the hours are good...' ... 'but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how

Do you know, André, I sometimes think that you have no heart.' 'Presumably because I sometimes betray intelligence.

I doubt that anyone has a Damascus moment after experiencing discrimination. Most people seem to have shining moments of change after experiencing grace.

As long as you don't forgive who and whatever it is will occupy a rent-free space in your mind.

When do any of us ever do enough?

for real pleasure a pleasure resort should have no one in it but its legitimate inhabitants, oneself, and perhaps one's friends.

Ringo is Ringo, that's all there is to it. And he's every bloody bit as warm, unassuming, funny and kind as he seems. He was quite simply the heart of the Beatles

God turns His back on those who quarrel among themselves.

As unhealthy as I am, I'm weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions.

Don’t do to others what you would not like to be done to you, if you were in their place.