Well, the music industry is littered with actors who belatedly came to singing.

Are we just pretending to be unhappy so that we can add drama to our lives, so that we seem more substantial?

Television in the last few years has been where all the great writers are going. TV now is what indie film used to be.

Nothing seems to matter but ourselves. That's not how I was brought up. I don't recognize the country I live in anymore.

I think we have the attention span of a gnat. You know, with cell phones and Twitter.

We're all capable of anything as human beings. Any emotion, any action. We really are.

Working with Jim Carrey is an absolute gas. I have never laughed so hard for so long. Had he been on-board for the sequel of Dumb & Dumber, I would've jumped on, with no hesitation.

Comedy is hard to do. All the cliches about it are true.

I was haunted by trainers going "Up, up, up, get up." You find yourself picking your head up and then realizing, They aren't talking to me.

I think Michigan keeps you sane and on an even keel through the ups and downs. In Michigan, I do fireworks, shovel snow and live life.

You can't rewrite nothing, but you can rewrite 90 pages of sh*t. Now you've got your sh*t on the page, you can go work.

Have we failed to slow global warming pollution in part because climate and environmental activists have been too polite and well behaved?

You must consider the bottom line, but make it integrity before profits.

Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

Our desires have a way of getting bigger with our incomes.

You have to learn to balance work, family, a personal life; it is a part of life.

being physically intimidating didn't keep you from getting your feelings hurt. Everyone's heart is the same size.

Man is nothing, absolutely nothing till he achieves physical immortality. God should be prosecuted on the charges of making man mortal!

Solitude is the mother of anxieties.

Neither of my parents would ever stand in the way of any of their children speaking their minds.

Can you let me go to hell the way I want to?