Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.

... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.

Because it's our choices that makes us who we are.

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.

You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book.

I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.

I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right.

There you are! Aren't you precious?

Perhaps the experience had been so complete that repetition would be vulgarity - like asking to hear the same symphony twice in a day.

If you look at YOURSELF as the brand, then you will understand an intrinsic truth: People judge.

I have always believed that one should not be scared of losing, I think that really is the key.

Players will never do more than you demand.

The brain appears to have been designed to solve problems related to surviving in an outdoor setting, in unstable meteorological conditions, and to do so in near constant motion.

Every real thing is a joy, if only you have eyes and ears to relish it, a nose and tongue to taste it.

If terrorists succeeded in using a weapon of mass destruction against the U.S. or one of our allies, it would likely have catastrophic consequences for our cherished republican form of government.