Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

We derive courage from love. Bravery borne from love trumps the ingrained desire for self-preservation.

I never realized how intimidating it could be to be authentic

Just don't be afraid to be who you are and you will be successful.

There is only one path to heaven. On Earth we call it Love.

The will to conquer is the first condition of victory.

I consider each business investment based on concept and revenue.

The medievalist has the capacity, and the desire, to harmonize. He believes the planets sing in harmony; why cannot technology also sing?

The love of Jesus is at once avid and generous. All that He has, all that He is, He gives; all that we are, all that we have, He takes.

You make me wish that birth control was retroactive.

We're not savages. We're English.