Well, there are three things that the average man thinks he can do better than anybody else. Build a fire, run a hotel and manage a baseball team.

It's a good thing I stayed in Cincinnati for four years -- It took me that long to learn how to spell it.

You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license.

I bet you don't know what is the first thing Little Leaguers always ask me, 'How much money do you make?'

The trouble with having a wired jaw is that you can never tell when you're sleepy. You can't yawn.

The main quality a great third base coach must have is a fast runner.

On Jose Gonzalez changing his name to Jose Uribe: 'He was definitely the player to be named later.'

I've had more numbers on my back than a bingo board.

Orgy-porgy, round and round and round, beating one another in six-eight time.

Sometimes, lies were the same things as wishes. Sometimes, wishes were things to hate.

Where would the gardener be if there were no more weeds?

For the source of any characteristic so widespread and uniform as this adaptation to environment we must go back to the very beginning of the human race.

Brazil is not what you see but what you feel. Once you spend time here - a week, two weeks - you get in the vibe. It's really intoxicating.

Leaders who keep promises and followers who respond in kind create an opportunity generate enormous energy around their commitment to serve others.

Jazz is an idea that is more powerful than the details of its history.

When I was in second grade, my mother moved from Miami to this evangelical conservative environment in western North Carolina, two miles down the road from Billy Graham and his wife, Ruth.

U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James.