Well, there are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Anybody who is imitating somebody else, no matter who it us, is heading in the wrong direction. It is impossible to become like somebody else. Your only hope is to become more fully yourself.

No pleasure without pain.

Your luck is how you treat people.

I love, love, love the street-cart food. Gyros are like a meat-flavored fruit roll-up. A meat roll-up.

People have too many problems during the day; they don't want to think.

For free will is what makes us Heaven's creatures.

I never have an opinion about clothes and know nothing about fashion.

He who does wrong does wrong against himself. He who acts unjustly acts unjustly to himself, because he makes himself bad.

I just remember him [Baz Luhrmann] making me laugh, and his accent.

The teaching of Jesus, if properly understood, would do away with organized temple worship altogether.