Well, there's no other person like me. Ain't nobody else like me. It's flattering. I don't like to do it too much because I get tired of me. But people ask, so I get to do it every now and then.

Right now I am trying to be in a place of calm, a place where I can chill out and then handle the chaos of life better. You don't just get it overnight; you have to work at it. It's a daily struggle.

I like writing my own material - Im pretty good at it.

I don't mind dating younger men now.

When it comes to comedy, they always say, "Jackée, whatever comes to your mind." But heaven forbid I can't think of something. It's never happened yet, thank God. I may knock on wood.

I hate to say it, but the older you get, you really do have to cut down on the amount you eat. Less food and less portions.

I like beautiful clothing. I love Bergdorfs.

The things that I regret in my life are not errors of judgement but failures of feeling.

All this sea of humanity reassured me that as alien as i felt, there were always others in the world far odder than I

Life is sweet when you pay attention. When it doesn't seem sweet, put a sticker on your nose and do a funky dance.

Geniuses were like storms or cyclones, pulling everything into their path, sticks and stones and dust.

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year.

I think I would have liked to have been a twin... Sometimes my sisters and I get mistaken for twins, and I always take it as a compliment.

If you make a bad movie about stand-up, then comedians will mock you for the rest of your life.

For me, as a 14-year-old aspiring to be in the NBA, I wanted to hear from players.

The herd may graze where it pleases or stampede where it pleases, but he who lives the adventurous life will remain unafraid when he finds himself alone.

Autumn in New York, why does it seem so inviting?