Well, this has been some shit.

It's a new world, sweetie. We build our own destinies.

Why . . . would a penguin be in a piss pot?

Wait, seriously, what's a piss pot?

It had always fascinated him that she'd consumed so many words, that her head was full of stories, told a thousand different ways.

The never-ending task of self improvement.

No animal, according to the rules of animal-etiquette, is ever expected to do anything strenuous, or heroic, or even moderately active during the off-season of winter.

Somehow in the public sector, if you start in the mailroom and spend your life getting promoted, it's unseemly.

Look out for those who look out for you. Loyalty is everything.

Justice was revenge wrapping itself in a cloak of high principle.

Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but he's so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such a passionate man. He's humble.

This is my life. it is my one time to be me. i want to experience every good thing.

And after, you know, having the old chicken or whatever it is they bring around and a couple of cocktails, you turn to the person sitting next to you and say, you know, you going home, then?

Something stinks here, and this time, it's not just him.