Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think.

When you have a purpose in life it becomes the light to show you the path toward your destination.

breathtaking, adj. Those moments when we kiss and surrender for an hour before we say a single word.

It's not viable' for poverty stricken developing world to emulate prosperity of U.S.

Friends should be very delicate and careful in administering pity as medicine, when enemies use the same article as poison.

You are really starting to annoy me, Stanton.” Nick didn’t blink. “Good. By the end of the night I hope to finish the job.

I always loved you, and if one loves anyone, one loves the whole person, just as they are and not as one would like them to be. -Dolly

Somehow the body keeps life going despite the ravaging negations of the mind.

If you write 50 songs, you're bound to write at least a dozen good ones.

Make less thy body hence, and more thy grace. Leave gormandizing.