Well, to aspiring writers, I would tell them that we live in a wonderful time where you're able to make your work visible, easily.

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

Progress is like wheels that never stop

Over the course of two terms, President Reagan revolutionized the Republican Party and changed the political atmosphere in a way still being felt today.

I would much rather see responsibilities exercised by individuals than have them imposed by the government.

There is a false modesty, which is vanity; a false glory, which is levity; a false grandeur, which is meanness; a false virtue, which is hypocrisy, and a false wisdom, which is prudery.

I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy.

If you look at any successful skit comedy show, ever, there is that format of introducing you to the player in the beginning, and then going on to see those sketches.

The devil makes small sins seem smaller in our eyes, for otherwise he can't lead us to greater evil.

As an actor, you can't be off the market for too long.

Yeah, I treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby.

Utopians...consider individual freedom as the stumbling block on which the grandiose idea of mankind's totalization may flounder.