Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

Plato and Aristotle are my teachers. Even Kant is my teacher, but my greatest teacher is my failures.

The world’s magic sneaks up on you in secret, settles next to you when you have your head turned.

Wanting to be an actor and wanting to be famous are different.

The idea of anyone collecting compact discs just seems bizarre to me.

You get a bigger paycheck if you are the hero. There is something good about it.

I'd like to thank the Academy for my lifetime achievement award that I will eventually get.

I had a background in theater as an actor, and then a photographer, and then as an experimental filmmaker and editor.

The Dalai Lama challenged me - he said, 'Why can't you use technological tools to study kindness and compassion?

To state a lie firmly, categorically and with great authority, undeterred by the fact that all concerned know it to be a lie, is one of the principal activities defined by the term practising law.

Are you appalled at existing conditions? Don't waste your energy trying to change conditions from without! Change the Human Heart from within.