Well what a turn-up. From professional footballer to television presenter to green politician. Whatever next?

The greatest prison people live in is the fear of what other people think.

When you look in the mirror what do you see? Do you see the real you, or what you have been conditioned to believe is you?

Infinite love is the only truth. Everything else is illusion.

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut, that held its ground.

Humanity is actually under the control of dinosaur-like alien reptiles called the Babylon Brotherhood who must consume human blood to maintain their human appearance.

The day is coming when even the most closed-minded ridiculers will have to face the truth.

It's not where you start or where you finish. It is the distance between the two.

Stop yelling at the movie, you ain’t never gonna change it like that. Go change the movie in the projector. You are the projector.

I prefer to speak of 'interdimensionals' rather than 'extraterrestrials' because the latter has connotations of 'little green men' and all the other cliché responses. Nor does it tell the full story.

The only revolution that will change anything is a revolution of perception.

That night was a dark day. Of course, all nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day, ...

The frightening thought that what you draw may become a building makes for reasoned lines.

I really believed that fear is contagious.

If you understand the independent worker, the self-employed professional, the freelancer, the e-lancer, the temp, you understand how work and business in the U.S. operate today.

Web sites are designed to keep young people from using the keyboard, except to enter in their parents' credit card information.

The excuses we make to ourselves when we want to do something are excellent material for soliloquies, for they are rarely made except when we are alone, and are very often made aloud.

Laughter may instruct but it may also conceal, defending the joker against anger and retaliation: a game is only a game.

Never let pride be your guiding principle. Let your accomplishments speak for you.

Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo

I'm producing more, but I think to direct, one has to have a burning desire, and that's not me. I'd rather do something else.