Well, what are we waiting for? ...She said 'children.' I bet that's anyone under a couple of centuries old. Let's go.

No decision should be made on an empty shopping bag.

Not all tongues that wag cohabit with a brain.

He fainted. Then he came to and remembered what happened and fainted again.

I am an author of Christian Fantasy. My first 7 books were Christian Romance, but I came over to the Dark Side when I heard there were cookies.

A mouse slid out from under his hat and scrambled down his sleeve, across his lap, and down to the floor. Nothing,' said Fenworth, 'should distract from a wizard's dignity.

Fenworth owned a world-famous library. More rooms held books than beds. Pillows stuffed in niches and comfortable chairs scattered throughout each room offered abundant paces to curl up and read.

Focus on what's ahead. Use what is behind.

I shall not tell your husband and you shall not tell my wife." Tell them what?" That you and I were outwitted by a ropma." That would be shamful." Girl, we could never live it down.

Wear pink!' her mother had said. 'It confuses the enemy.

Contented children are valuable, as is the peace that surrounds them.

Love so joyfully and freely given can never be taken away. It is never truly gone.

A positive attitude can take you to a lot of great places that a professional makeup can't. There is more to life than your physical appearance.

Don't work out, work in.

There's all kinds of people teaching who don't do anything worth a nickel. Likewise in advertising.

I'm not looking for sympathy, just understanding.

Running from your problems is a race you'll never win.

Because one day of something wonderful is better than a forever of nothing special.

Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock.

No misery or bad situation is ever infinite or final until we make a conscious decision for it to be so. ~ Inferno

If you have a great manager, you want to pay him very well.