Well, when one's lost, I suppose it's good advice to stay where you are until someone finds you.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

LOVE is Leadership through Optimism, Value, and Endurance.

Love is always the right decision.

Our culture places a very high premium on self-expression, but is relatively disinterested in producing "selves" that are worth expressing.

No offence to Nicki Minaj, but her career has essentially been a Lil’ Kim tribute

There was never a good biography of a good novelist. There couldn't be. He is too many people if he's any good.

The perverseness of my fate is such that he's not mine because he's mine too much.

Tony Fernandes is in that goldfish bowl and he's swimming against the tide.

It seems to me that any full grown, mature adult would have a desire to be responsible, to help where he can in a world that needs so very much, that threatens us so very much.

I was tired of illustration. You'd work so hard on a commission and it would go in to a magazine, and you'd turn the page and it was gone.

It's just fantastic to feel the speed and the braking. It was a hard work - to hold an f1 car on the circuit is a job in itself. To drive quickly is another thing. I enjoyed it.